Tuesday, 24 July 2012
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The Meet Lies...LOL.
A brilliant idea for a post taken from @megabytte who got it from @shadowrunner81
I want all my xanga friends to comment on this post, sharing how you met me.
But, I want you to LIE. That's right, just make it up. After your comment, copy
and paste this into a new blog entry so I can do the same.
now GO!
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We just happened to run into each other at the store, duh!
@xdeelynnx - Goodness How could I have forgotten that...it's where I meet everyone who is anyone....
This is going viral now, eh?
Okay, I was driving along near Dallas, and I saw a car with a hood up. As is my wont, I stopped and saw you standing there, fussing and fuming at the radiator. I went and got my jerry can of water and offered to put some in the overfill tank. You said "Okay, just be careful." So, I was careful and filled up the overfill tank with water. Then, @James2012 came by, and started taking a video of us. That was how we met.
Damn girl with them sexy ass eyes you got a brotha about to pass out or catch the holy ghost or some shit.
I wish I'd met you before so I could lie about how I met you.
But since I ain't met you or know you Imma just say that I remember we met when I was crab fishing and I found a pearl in a bucket and when I took it home the next morning I woke up and it was a giant pearlecent nest and you was alseep in it....
We met that day you taught me to milk a cow, play the clarinet and paint my toes all at the same time! Oh and then we went and got a slurpee and shopped at Target, for a while. You were such fun!
I was at a grocery store and one of those little 25 cent toy machines caught my eye. I inserted a quater, turned the little nob, and out popped on of those little plastic bubble containers. I rushed home, locked myself in the bathroom and opened the bubble to get my hands on my suprise. However, when I opened it up it was just a little sponge looking thing. The instructions said to add water so I did. And then, well... then it happend!
The little sponge thing kept growing, and growing and growing and growing. FINALLY, it stopped growing, and standing there in front of me was a full sized, adult Kris0logy! Although you smelled like strawberries, your eyes looked like those of a rabid jackal!! You then reached into your waistband, pulled out a german revolver, and proceded to rob me at gun point. After cleaning me out of all my cash and jewelery, you slapped me on the ass, pistol whiped me with the gun, and dissapeard in a puff of smoke. What a dick! I mean...who does that???
@amateurprose - I still wear the necklace ....the other stuff eh.... I pawned it.
@amateurprose - LOL. what an imagination...that was great! :)
@a_thousandmiles - haha. Thank you!!
you're my sister. silly.
@promisesunshine - well ya!....
@a_thousandmiles -
LOL
@Kris0logy -
That was fun! Going to add the idea and see if anyone bites!
We met on that secret mission that we aren't supposed to talk about so shhhh.
@EmilyandAtticus - OM why are you saying this here.....shhhhh
@EmilyandAtticus - PS I am honestly telling you for some reason my older 2 kids who are big, still wonder if I'm not really a spy...something about me I guess.
@Kris0logy - Ooops ...
@Kris0logy - LOL!!! It would totally be a fun job.
Actually...don't tell anyone, but I started this on Xanga ;)
Anyways...
We were at the park on the fourth of July, we were sitting near one another, and one of your youngings, I don't remember which at the time came wandering over to me and my hubby. You were afraid you'd lost them for a minute, and I raised my hand was like, "Is this yours?" and, breathing a sigh of relief, you were like, "OHmgosh, yes..." and you came over to sit by us to chat for a few minutes right before the fireworks. You know the rest.
@LKJSlain - I remember...I saw yours on FB too... My cleverness is in a coma, my stories have been B-s at best.
@Kris0logy - hahahaha. I'm a writer, I'm always on my A-game... but for SOME people (such as yourself, who i feel a bit of a bigger connection with, and I'd love to actually meet someday) I write stories that I feel could have actually happened. ^_^
You were the hottest bitch at the orgy. I couldn't resist.
@ShimmerBodyCream - LOL
@LKJSlain -
The feeling is mutual.