Thursday, 09 August 2012
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Funny Odd Sayings- thread
I was commenting with @waitingtoshrug about how we relate to each other well, & I said Birds of a Feather....
Which got me to thinking about Odd Ol sayings & How they differ all around the world.
So here's what I want yall to do.
Share some favorite odd sayings with us &
rec so that ppl from ALL over can share as well. Now Getter Dun
MY fav saying, it's not so old.
As I think of them....- No one is listening until you fart.
- Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
- Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive
- No one is listening until you fart.
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i was just talking about judge judy yesterday. love her. i'd love to tell people they're full of it. (when they are)
"The best thing about Austin is that it's pretty close to Texas."
"Nothin' in Austin but steers 'n' queers."Neither of those are true, but both make me laugh.
I was going to rec, but then I saw that you said "getter dun". I am afraid I can't rec anything that includes that phrase.
"Useless as henshit on a pumphandle"
"ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road on a rainy day"
"two peas in a pod" always thought that was weird cuz there's usually more than two peas in a pod...
and oh yeah.... "Much Fichigan!"
@amateurprose -
go on rec it.... you owe me for the redhead insults....
@grim_truth - LOVE THESE & that first one made me spew my iced coffee....LOL
Uhhhh... "a stitch in time is worth two in the bush"...? 0_O
Okay, I will, but I was SERIOUS about Chloe Sevigny!!! Google her image! She's sexy as hell.
@Lakakalo - you mean a stitch in time saves nine & a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush........
I would personally vote judge Judy for President.
Them's the shakes (always huh? At that one)
My personal fav is in bumper sticker form: "keep honking, im reloading"
@Bricker59 - she's too smart to go into politics....*sigh*
@Kris0logy - I thought you were going for odd sayings. "A stitch in time saves nine" and "A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush" are pretty normal by comparison. :P
@Lakakalo - Ahh gotcha..I was being slow.....
"Shut the front door!"
"Well that just dills my pickle!"
"That's about as useful as a trapdoor on a canoe!"
"He's busier than a one-legged man at a butt kickin' contest"
"You look as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine"
"Well slap my head and call me silly"
@The_Unwritten_Stories - LMBO!!! Oh GOOD ONES!!!!!!!!!
I can't think at the moment, but reading some of these is making me giggle!
I like:
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now!
Oh wait no I like:
"Don't you mouth off to me, or I'll slap you in the penis."
-- Herbert
"You make a better door than a window"
"Your daddy was no glass maker" <<<Do you see a pattern?!? lol
Personal favorite: "I'd rather eat off a skunk's ass than touch that!!"
"Politics is poop rolled in glitter"
@PapaFish88 - HAHAH that grossed me out, but it's true!
"Shit in one hand, wish in the other"
"Nervous as a long tail cat on a porch full of rocking chairs"
"His cheese done fell out his sandwich"
"Useless as tits on a bull"
"madder than a wet hen"
"Harder than pullin hens teeth"
"can't carry a tune in a bucket"
"can't fight his way out a paper bag"
"Sweatin like a horse" (there's an uglier version of that one)
ANd, my mom always used to say when she got flustered, "Rat feathers!"
@mtngirlsouth - OM!! I actually I have heard of almost all of those & forgot. HOW FUNNY!! I adore this one "His cheese done fell out his sandwich" sooo many ppl this applies to.
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